Lyrics

Okay, this is a sick song...but it's hilarious if you read the words while he's singing.

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too.
I get undressed, I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now, he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me.

Go...gerbil go!
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?

So now my gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyond my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of this hole

I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting!

Go...gerbil go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fgrrrrrrrr
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very. very still.

Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole...